Theory Tee

We all have that theory—and now you’ve got the perfect shirt to wear while explaining it. The Theory Tee is for the clue-collectors, red-string connectors, and late-night deep divers who just know there’s more to the story. With cryptic illustrations, swirling data points, and a bold “I HAVE A THEORY” front and center, this tee is a must for any armchair detective who isn’t afraid to dig deeper.

Soft, vintage-dyed, and ready for your next case file, it’s the unofficial uniform of the true crime community’s most suspicious minds. Wear it loud, and let the theorizing begin.